Saturday, October 23, 2010

Mason's Resume

Dear Sir or Madam,
I am applying for the job of cutest 3 month old baby. I will fulfill the age requirement in a week. As part of my application, see the enclosed resume and references. Thank you for your consideration.

Sincerely,
Mason G. Blake


RESUME FOR MASON BLAKE, DOB 07/28/2010



Skills:

I am an expert in the following:
  • Drooling
  • Blowing bubbles
  • Chewing on hands and Mommy's fingers
  • Saturating and/or blowing out diapers. My specialty is saturating my diaper over night and then, when Mommy is feeding me, or thinks I have fallen asleep again, I poop and it goes everywhere! Hee hee!
  • Target peeing
  • Watching Mommy and Daddy with fascination as they fold laundry and clean the kitchen.
  • Being fascinated by the crazy things Daddy does
  • Keeping Daddy distracted from homework
  • Splashing in the bathtub while Mommy laughs herself sicker
  • Wiggling
  • Grasping things
  • Cuddling
  • Eating, both from bottle and from Mommy
  • Cooing
  • Sneezing
  • Yawning

I am improving in the following skills:

  • Giggling/ laughing- not quite there yet
  • General vocalizing
  • Scooting around in bed so I am not lying straight when Mommy gets me in the morning
  • Playing with rattles with assistance- here is a video of my exercises- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7c28oQXRyI
I will soon be working on rolling over, babbling, putting everything in my mouth, holding things and playing with rattles on my own.

References:

Mommy
Daddy
Auntie Missa
Great-aunt Gina and Liz
Grandma Blake
Tutu

2 comments:

  1. He's adorable! What a cute blog and very creative post! Hope you enjoy your first Christmas together!:)

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  2. If only these were still the qualifications....haha (especially ing lying on his back for hours and only rolling back and forth)

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