Mason's Resume

Dear Sir or Madam,
I am applying for the job of cutest 3 month old baby. I will fulfill the age requirement in a week. As part of my application, see the enclosed resume and references. Thank you for your consideration.

Sincerely,
Mason G. Blake


RESUME FOR MASON BLAKE, DOB 07/28/2010



Skills:

I am an expert in the following:

• Drooling
• Blowing bubbles
• Chewing on hands and Mommy's fingers
• Saturating and/or blowing out diapers. My specialty is saturating my diaper over night and then, when Mommy is feeding me, or thinks I have fallen asleep again, I poop and it goes everywhere! Hee hee!
• Target peeing
• Watching Mommy and Daddy with fascination as they fold laundry and clean the kitchen.
• Being fascinated by the crazy things Daddy does
• Keeping Daddy distracted from homework
  
• Splashing in the bathtub while Mommy laughs herself sicker
• Wiggling
• Grasping things
• Cuddling
• Eating, both from bottle and from Mommy
• Cooing
  
• Sneezing
• Yawning

I am improving in the following skills:

• Giggling/ laughing- not quite there yet
• General vocalizing
  
• Scooting around in bed so I am not lying straight when Mommy gets me in the morning
• Playing with rattles with assistance- here is a video of my exercises- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7c28oQXRyI

I will soon be working on rolling over, babbling, putting everything in my mouth, holding things and playing with rattles on my own.

References:

Mommy
Daddy
Auntie Missa
Great-aunt Gina and Liz
Grandma Blake
Tutu