I am applying for the job of cutest 3 month old baby. I will fulfill the age requirement in a week. As part of my application, see the enclosed resume and references. Thank you for your consideration.
Sincerely,
Mason G. Blake
RESUME FOR MASON BLAKE, DOB 07/28/2010
Skills:
I am an expert in the following:
- Drooling
- Blowing bubbles
- Chewing on hands and Mommy's fingers
- Saturating and/or blowing out diapers. My specialty is saturating my diaper over night and then, when Mommy is feeding me, or thinks I have fallen asleep again, I poop and it goes everywhere! Hee hee!
- Target peeing
- Watching Mommy and Daddy with fascination as they fold laundry and clean the kitchen.
- Being fascinated by the crazy things Daddy does
- Keeping Daddy distracted from homework
- Splashing in the bathtub while Mommy laughs herself sicker
- Wiggling
- Grasping things
- Cuddling
- Eating, both from bottle and from Mommy
- Cooing
- Sneezing
- Yawning
I am improving in the following skills:
- Giggling/ laughing- not quite there yet
- General vocalizing
- Scooting around in bed so I am not lying straight when Mommy gets me in the morning
- Playing with rattles with assistance- here is a video of my exercises- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7c28oQXRyI
References:
Mommy
Daddy
Auntie Missa
Great-aunt Gina and Liz
Grandma Blake
Tutu
